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Sunday, 1 July 2012

LAWAK 'FINAL EURO' ! WAKAKAKA!!!!


Is My Time  UP? 

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"


God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and
8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.


Arriving  in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you
said I had another 43 years. Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied:





"I didn't  recognize you!"



 
The Moral of the story  is.............don't confuse God  !

Take a break and have fun! 
Enjoy the Final Euro Game !! Wat u think? SPAIN or ITALY ???

ZZ ~ Italy ! Hubby ~ Spain!

3 comments:

  1. Siot je cerita awak ni ZZ! He he he

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    1. kasi share story la... hehehe.. mr PK

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  2. hahaha betui tu .....setuju sesgt

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